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The Thing About Colorado

By ⋅ September 12, 2007 ⋅ 3 comments

What is it about Colorado that gets me all hot and bothered? Is it the lovely Rocky Mountains and their Alpine jealousy? Is it the squeaky clean John Elway (not to be confused with Elton John) and his once thriving Broncos of Denver? Is it Boulder real estate and the mounds upon mounds of hippie [...]

Blog Down!

By jelewis8 ⋅ April 15, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Greg Piper may be back to blogging, but his return has been marred somewhat by the current inability to post anything, which explains his ten day disappearance. He is working on resolving the issue and will be back to posting regular updates on Jessica Alba-monkey pairings and his bitter take on the state of the [...]

Pinsching Myself Awake

By jelewis8 ⋅ March 22, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Do you ever notice in dreams how if you’re running, you can never quite run the way you know you’re capable of running? You’ll be trying to escape from a crazed serial killer, or a giant doberman pinscher, or a crazed serial pincher, and your legs. Just. Won’t. Go. They’re like jello settling into concrete, [...]

Silent Is Beauty

By jelewis8 ⋅ October 24, 2005 ⋅ 5 comments

It seems to me that if you’re going to take a kid to a movie, you really should make sure he or she has duct tape over his or her mouth. Granted, duct tape is easily removed, if somewhat painfully, so the next logical step is to tie their hands down to the seat. Not [...]

On Pain, Music Loops, and Patience

By jelewis8 ⋅ April 26, 2005 ⋅ 7 comments

You get used to the pain after a while. You start to think that maybe, just maybe, you could live with it, but man, that would suck the soul away. You know it will go away, but in the meantime, you just want to lie down and just cry it all away.
I’m on day six [...]

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