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Brooks

I don’t know much about photography. But I do have a roommate who is pretty big into it. He recently, he applied to Brooks, a fairly well known photography school in Santa Barbara, CA, and for the past few months has worked weekends on photo shoots for Little League sports photo sessions, or Girl Scout [...]

NorCal Part Deux

Whenever it seems like I’m getting ahead in my work, I remember that the blog hasn’t been updated, and then my Inadequacy Meter does something like a red line rev, the mercury shoots through the crack in the casing, and I feel the cold dread that you get whenever you handle liquid metal without protection. [...]

John Waters World

I have, I suppose, my first official pitch meeting today at 1PM, which is not to say I’m confused about whether today is in fact the correct date for the meeting–I have gone through one rescheduling already, so my confidence in the date and time are pretty near the temperatures of a supernova’s initial .02 [...]

Desperate and Lost

I’m almost ashamed to admit this, but I watched the Desperate Housewives pilot episode last night. Even worse, I enjoyed it. I don’t know if there’s anything more humiliating than admitting to watching and liking a souped up soap opera, but I have to let go of my pride for the sake of the show. [...]

Poetry For the Insomniac

I can’t sleep. I don’t know why. I overslept this (yesterday) morning by an hour, waking up at nine instead of eight. Maybe that’s the culprit.
I find times like these to be the best for inspiration, especially in the poetry department. I often can bang a couple out that may or may not reflect my [...]

By the By…

…if my posts seem terse of late, I’m posting on borrowed time, and thusly have to sacrifice wit and expressiveness for the sake of getting anything online at all. Hopefully, with pictures to post in the coming weeks, this adventure will become more complete.
Thanks for bearing with me. I don’t know when I’ll be able [...]

Airing Laundry

It’s laundry time again. Happens every week, like college frat parties. And I came to the realization this morning, as I was dumping an armful of dirties into my hamper that I keep stowed in the closet…I hate doing laundry. I don’t know why, but I have a visceral, almost primal hatred of the whole [...]

Best Documentary Short Subject

Natalie Portman continues to wear tissue paper like it’s friggin’ burlap.
Best Documentary Short Subject: I don’t know much about the category, so I’ll leave it alone…
No I’m not. That guy is red, but it may be the lighting. I hate to be elitist, but this guy needs to wrap up. Good. You had your day [...]

Best Original Song

Winner for Best Original Song. I didn’t “do” this one, and don’t especially care about it. But Beyonce is pretty cute. Nice choirboys too…(I keed, I keed)
No, I’m not Catholic.
I don’t know what she’s singing, but it’s pretty.

The Return of MST3K?

Check out this article to read about the Mstie Crew at the San Francisco Sketch Fest 2004.
It’s got a lot of cool little bits, including a RealAudio clip of Kevin Murphy dogging some 2003 movies.
At the end (very interesting, this), they intimate that MST3K may return in one form or another in a couple of [...]