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How To Kill Your Long Distance Relationship

Disclaimer: I am in a long distance relationship. While I have been guilty of some of the behavior listed, I am one of the ones who has tried to correct that behavior when I realize it's happening. Just so you know. This isn't like a subtle confession or anything. I do write out of experience, [...]

The Gordian Knot

In Greek mythology, there is the story of Alexander the Great who was faced with the challenge of untying the Gordian Knot, a fiendish knot of such intricacy that the very attempt to untie it usually caused people to go insane, or at least give up and pop a beer with their buddies instead. It's [...]

My Life As An Almost Am

I know I risk alienating a large portion of my readers by continuing to post updates on my life. Who wants to hear that kind of stuff, right? You want intrigue, sex, scandal, and violence, right? You want the sordid details of my adventures on Skid Row, or the story of my run-ins with celebrity [...]