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LA Stories

By jelewis8 ⋅ April 8, 2005 ⋅ 3 comments

What do you do when you stay up until nearly 7am writing? Why, you hit the sack until eleven and then fool everyone into thinking that the reason your eyes look like they’re trying to crawl to the back of your head is because of a minor myopia that’s set in with the onset of [...]

The Thief Who Became a Disciple

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 7, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

One evening as Shichiri Kojun was reciting sutras a thief with a sharp sword entered, demanding wither his money or his life. Shichiri told him: “Do not disturb me. You can find the money in that drawer.” Then he resumed his recitation. A little while afterwards he stopped and called: “Don’t take it all. I [...]

Hey Funny, Get a Job!

By jelewis8 ⋅ December 22, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Piper’s got some words for comedians who have been complaining that New York clubs have been raking in all their cash. I happen to know a stand-up artist here in Blacksburg, though I’ve never been to one of his shows). From what I understand, he’d be doing a lot better with the cut if he [...]

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