Tales From the Crypt is about as scary as a televangelist (though the Crypt Keeper has notably worse hair, though better morals), but Season Six suffers from lackluster scripts and shows the series’ age.
Joel Schumacher would say the new Batman movie needs more pink neon and batsuit nipples, but he’s too busy blubbering like a little girl. His two film flashdancing carnival spectacle of Batman Forever and Batman and Robin are hereafter consigned to the place all broken tatoo parlour signage is sent. There’s a new prince of [...]