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French In the Abyss

By jelewis8 ⋅ August 29, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

All I have to say is…Friggin’ ‘A’. Mark Steyn is simply Da Man.

French 10,000

By jelewis8 ⋅ August 24, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

So what is it? Did 10,000 French folks die in the heat wave, or was it less? Or more? I’m wondering because it seems that’s a pretty hefty number to throw out without any official acknowledgement of its veracity. Did they get the French CIA (is there such a thing?) to verify those numbers? Maybe [...]

Fuque the French

By jelewis8 ⋅ March 18, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

I wondered if I should post this, but went ahead with my gut instinct. As an aside, I have a French uncle (if you’re reading all these posts, Olivier, I hope you’re not peeved!), and I want to make sure everyone knows that my beef lies with France, not individual French folk (except maybe for [...]

Too Easy…

By jelewis8 ⋅ March 14, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Some French jokes for you to enjoy: Q: What do you call a group of 100,000 Frenchman with their hands in the air? A: The French army, of course. Q: How many French men does it take to defend Paris? A: Nobody knows and no Frenchman has ever tried. Q: How do you stop a [...]

Do to the French

By jelewis8 ⋅ March 12, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

I am realizing more and more that I am not, in my dislike of the French, an isolated individual. No, in fact, it seems that most Americans, whether pro-war or pro-peace, have these things in common: speak English, dislike the French. I’m not saying the French are bad. I’m just saying that, for all intents [...]

More French Stupidity

By jelewis8 ⋅ February 26, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Some French chef committed suicide after his restaurant lost a star from a critical review: Click here for article. While suicide is a tragedy, I can only say that this insults every friend of mine who have struggled with REAL depression and suicidal thoughts.

Hurray for Denmark!

By jelewis8 ⋅ February 26, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

This one sent in from Brian Cox…Some French and Germans have been banned from a cafe located just off the French coast on the island of Fanoe. How delicious…:) *Note I was retarded for a moment and accidentally put Poland instead of Denmark…

Overheard…

By jelewis8 ⋅ February 26, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Going to war without the French is like going deerhunting without an accordion.

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