Winner for Best Supporting Actress. – My pick: Natalie Portman for Closer – Oscar pick: Cate Blanchett for The Aviator Couldn’t Tim Robbins afford to shave? I know he hasn’t worked in a while, but geez…and I am a lousy 1 for 5. Cate Blanchett is really beautiful, classy, and a wonderful choice for the [...]
Winner for Best Costume Design. – My pick: Finding Neverland (Alexandra Byrne) – Oscar pick: The Aviator (Sandy Powell) Animated presenters kind of rock. Pierce Brosnan’s many STI’s have finally caught up with him.
Winner for Best Original Song. I didn’t “do” this one, and don’t especially care about it. But Beyonce is pretty cute. Nice choirboys too…(I keed, I keed) No, I’m not Catholic. I don’t know what she’s singing, but it’s pretty.
Winner for Best Makeup. – My pick: The Passion of the Christ – Oscar pick: Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Event The movie still sucked.
Winner for Best Animated Feature. – My pick: The Incredibles (Brad Bird) – Oscar pick: The Incredibles (Brad Bird) Got one right… Why is Robin Williams wearing a beard? Doesn’t he have enough hair as it is?
Winner for Actor in a Supporting Role. – My pick: Clive Owen for Closer – Oscar pick: Morgan Freeman for Million Dollar Baby 0 for 2 so far.
Winner for Achievement in Art Direction. – My pick: The Phantom of the Opera (Anthony Pratt, Set Decoration: Celia Bobak) – Oscar pick: The Aviator Special memo: English fluency required
Hey, it’s Virginia Madsen, who did such a wonderful job in Sideways. But first, let’s talk about your dress. Because that’s why we’re all here. Cate Blanchett’s on. Classiest act thus far. Scarlett Johansson’s trying to keep her lips clamped over her huge teeth. Awesome. Less than nine minutes to go before the awards start.
Who knew Annette Bening married the crypt keeper? If Jamie Foxx doesn’t win something, I’m absolutely certain he will disintegrate in a giant puff of smoke. What the hell did Renee Zellweger do to her hair?
Well, we’re about four minutes from four hours of the hell that is Hollywood’s self-congratulatory awards ceremony. I love it! Lots of tuxedo-clads and fashion dresses that accent body parts. Hilary Swank is up now with Billy Bush, and I believe she’s going to tell about her upcoming starring role in the new Mr. Ed [...]