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jelewis8

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Suddenly Terrence Malick is Mr…

Suddenly Terrence Malick is Mr. Prolific.

1kb JS demos: http://t.co/BMK7…

1kb JS demos: http://t.co/BMK7LBn1

“I came here to drink milk and…

“I came here to drink milk and kick ass, and I just finished my milk.”

The glut of new porn followers…

The glut of new porn followers can only mean one thing: my homespun folksy humor is starting to attract the Van Nuys crowd.

Whenever they get around to no…

Whenever they get around to nominations, I vote Silvio Berlusconi #1 for World’s Sexistiest Man.

I’m on board if Facebook adds …

I’m on board if Facebook adds a “Lick” button.

I’m just waiting for Zynga and…

I’m just waiting for Zynga and Rovio to team up and release Angry Words and Birds With Friends.

Now that Prop 8 has been ruled…

Now that Prop 8 has been ruled unconstitutional, can we get back to ruining traditional marriage the old fashioned way? #sarcasm

For any producers interested, …

For any producers interested, I have a ready-to-write TV pilot that I’m calling “The Tributary.” Totally not a ripoff.

The hidden fiduciary meaning i…

The hidden fiduciary meaning in Kubrick’s The Shining: http://t.co/LeNLfEiG Personally I’m a bigger believer in the Native American angle.