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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

By jelewis8 ⋅ September 24, 2007 ⋅ One comment

A kind of new Old West dichotomy that rethinks the mythology and historical vagaries of a legendary outlaw and killer…

Total Search Engine Domination – Step One

By jelewis8 ⋅ September 24, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

My work has been a series of experiments, ups and downs, successes, and failures. With search engine optimization, you’re always two steps behind the curve, because changes you made a month ago, or two months ago, are only now coming to fruition. Is that fruit rotten, or is it sweet? The trick is not to [...]

Seven Steps To Total Search Engine Domination – Introduction

By jelewis8 ⋅ September 20, 2007 ⋅ 4 comments

For those of you who aren’t aware, I work as an SEO (Search Engine Optimizer) for a breast augmentation internet marketing firm in Southern California, Los Angeles (specifically Culver City) called BreastImplants411.com. It’s good work, mostly fun. I work in an office full of guys, which makes looking at women’s breasts quite a bit less [...]

Head Hoods

By jelewis8 ⋅ September 20, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Head Hoods. A public head for when you need some privacy.

NYT Select Going Away

By jelewis8 ⋅ September 18, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

NYT Select Going Away. Long Live Free Press!

USB Sushi

By jelewis8 ⋅ September 17, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

USB Sushi. I’ll take the California roll.

Caged Scholar

By jelewis8 ⋅ September 17, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

She’d been caged for many years now. Minnie learned to speak four languages over her first six months–the house was well-educated, father insistent his children be apt pupils. She avoided clichés, preferring seed to crackers. Over the years, her bright plumage faded into dullness, as thin bars denied hope.

Desire-less

By jelewis8 ⋅ September 14, 2007 ⋅ One comment

He eyed the nubile girls sitting beyond the window blocking their speech from his ears. His eyes strained past parted feminine lips, landing on the dirty man behind them, who lifted an empty bottle from the table and placed it in his shopping cart. For a moment, he was desire-less.

Death of a Civilization

By jelewis8 ⋅ September 14, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Couples timed their lovemaking to the planets; women took herbs to retime their cycles, while men played wargames and drank aphrodisiacs, increasing their virility. When the star fell and no children were conceived, everything changed. Morning came. Everyone was gone. Epochs after, explorers wondered, speculated, theorized. They would never know.

Geostationary Banana Over Texas

By jelewis8 ⋅ September 13, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Geostationary Banana Over Texas. There are things more important than this, I just can’t think of any.

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