Oh, Harry Potter. You have so many in the grip of your wizardry that it’s difficult to imagine anyone disliking your wonderful book-to-movie adaptations. I’ve generally been critical of them, however, despite having not read any of the books (or perhaps because I’ve not read them), and even knowing the scope of the series and how difficult it is to adapt something that bulky to the screen. Mostly I dislike the lack of depth of the movies, something I’m told the books suffer from as well.
Forgetting all that, however, the flaws in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix revolve around an overly talkie script, in which very little happens, and what does seems mostly irrelevant to the series as a whole. Relationships don’t change, with the exception that Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) finally shows his affection for Cho (Katie Cheung), though that adolescent fascination presented so well in Goblet of Fire seems forced here. Whatever depth of characterization the books might have has been utterly leached from this script by newcomer Michael Goldenberg. Likewise, new director David Yates, whose work has predominantly been in television, offers little new direction or fresh perspective on the series, instead giving us a drama-heavy two hour special. By the end, very little has actually changed, except for a few hearts and minds.
The film opens with Harry under questioning by the high court of the Ministry of Magic, under the adjudication of Prime Minister Cornelius Fudge, for unauthorized use of magic in the presence of a Muggle. It’s a rather Pyrrhic scene, however, as Harry’s indictment is overthrown by the clearly unbiased majority. What is revealed is that while Harry and Dumbledore believe Voldemort is on the rise to power once again, no one else, including the Ministry of Magic, believes them. Harry’s return to Hogwarts is met with steely eyes and whispers against him. It seems most are under the impression that Harry was responsible for Cedric Digory’s death, despite the fact that Harry’s impeccable behavior and heroic deeds have saved Hogwarts time and again. No matter.
Harry has also been having more dreams. Through them Harry feels he shares a connection with He Who Must Not Be Named, whose name is frequently and unabashedly mentioned. While Harry mopes and feels sorry for himself, Hogwarts has undergone a change in leadership. Under the new headmistress-ship of the pink-clad and delightfully strict Delores Umbridge (Imelda Staunton), Hogwarts is turned into a post-Patriot Act/Homeland Security school where wizardry and witchcraft are relegated to the land of theory, student interaction is fiercely monitored, indiscretions are harshly punished, and ill behavior is met with medieval torture.
In spite of her oppressive regime, Harry and his friends Hermione (the expressive Emma Watson) and Ron (Rupert Grint) gather a group of students dedicated to practical training against the coming battle with Voldemort. Under his tutelage, they become skilled in various spells now outlawed under Umbridge’s new rule of law.
Unfortunately, the majority of the film is told to us rather than shown. Much of the movie is simply scenes upon scenes of dialogue, as Harry’s angst and prophetic sense of doom is played out against the occasional new edict from Umbridge. With so many characters and so much going on, it’s no wonder that storylines are abbreviated or completely missing in favour of giving us as much of Harry as possible. Thus, a handful of delightful characters from previous films, like Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane), Severus Snape (Alan Rickman), and Alistair Moody (Brendan Gleeson) have little to do and less to say. Newcomer Helena Bonham Carter, as Bellatrix Lestrange, gets barely any screentime, and like the others, is mostly superfluous. Sirius Black (Gary Oldman) gets the most play here, as his involvement with Harry is most central to Harry’s character development, but even he gets short shrift as the plot laboriously but inevitably pushes our heroes toward a showdown with the evil Voldemort.
Who really doesn’t seem all that powerful when it comes down to it.
As the children have grown into adults and learned to fight for themselves, the series itself has matured and become darker and more complex. But with each book increasingly packed with more subplots and characters, they have also become less intriguing. The world of Harry Potter has outgrown its own mysteriousness, becoming just another teen drama. Order of the Phoenix feels like a well-managed stage drama brought to life with a lot of digital trickery and a little smoke to disguise the fact that at its heart, it’s all talk and no action. Let’s just hope the next film will go light on the chatter. After all, it’s a story about magic, not the mundane.
Fringe Rating:
out of 5


Dude, Gary Oldman is BAD ASSSSSSSSS.
Agreed.
regarding five.sentenc.es: ge.nius.
As much as I love you, i have to disagree with your review. I personally give the film 4 out of 5. I thought it was a very good adaptation of the book and I was pleased from begining to end. The director, I feel, as seen in The Way We Live Now, does a great job of adapting books to film [and Cillian has nothing to do with it ;) ]
First, I know you love stories with tons of action and death ( you did get a death), but sometimes there has to be a break in the serious. This is an important step in Harry’s life. He recently witnessed someone die, he was used to bring Lord Voldemort back from the semi-dead. He is a teenager who deals with evil and death on a yearly basis and for a whole summer he was left alone with the thoughts and dreams of Cedric’s death (Personally, I thought you would be more into the darker and more complex Harry Potter, due to your own dark style of writing).
Despite what you think, Voldemort does have power. As I have told you before, he was always afraid to a degree of Dumbledore and lest not forget, he did just come fully back to life, he is still regaining his strength and he does not work alone, as in all villains or leaders (in the real world or in fantasy), they have an army riding into battle with them. They never go at it alone.
In additions, the relationships are changing, but they are subtle and they are there (of which, I can not say more without spoilers and I don’t want you to hang up on me again).
I really feel that you should read the books, I think this would change your opinion. I think you would also see that this book does have depth and all the hp books do and I’m sure when I receive the 7th tomorrow in the mail, it will contain the same magic and depth that has existed since book 1.
These are just a few of my thoughts. I just want to close in saying this is a story about a boy, first and foremost, a boy who lived, a boy who faced evil and survived, a boy who will have to face evil for all to survive, it just happens this all takes place in a magical world! This is a coming to grips with death, change, fear of what will happen next, trying to have people listen but harry is still a child and that’s all they see, no matter how many times he has saved Hogwarts or faced the Dark Lord.
You don’t get it at all! This is the best book and movie of the lot. Clearly this movie is all about the Patriot Act and Bush’s unfair war on Iraq! If you can’t see that then you just aren’t seeing anything at all. This book and movie handled that subject beautifully.
I got the whole Patriot Act thing. If I want to see an anti-Bush film, I’ll watch Fahrenheit 9/11. I wanted to see a wizard, and I got a whimpy teen melodrama with a few sparks at the end.
Don’t get me wrong, it was well-handled material, just didn’t interest me.