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LoTR By Proxy

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 29, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

LoTR By Proxy. If other authors had a stab at it.

Miniscule

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 28, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Miniscule.

The Rapture

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 27, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

The Rapture. Whoo hoo! All right. Uh huh.

Xeno’s Paradox

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 25, 2007 ⋅ 4 comments

Xeno’s Paradox: Before a moving object can travel a certain distance, it must travel half that distance. Before it can travel half the distance it must travel 1/2 that distance, etc. This sequence goes on forever. Therefore, it seems that the original distance cannot be traveled, and motion is impossible. I’m always getting into the [...]

Query This

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 23, 2007 ⋅ One comment

I began receiving the bountiful rejections almost immediately. The process goes something like this: You write a book. It’s done, and you think you’re king of the hill. No matter it’s a little tiny hill. You rock it the most. But soon you realize that your book, as kingly as it is, needs some press. [...]

Oscar 2007

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 23, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Oscar 2007. They line ‘em up. I shoot ‘em down.

Text-Based Pong

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 22, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Text-Based Pong. Is retro the new retro?

Destino

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 22, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Destino. Dali + Disney.

The New Me

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 22, 2007 ⋅ One comment

This is the sound of me starting my first fulltime job in just over three years. BzzzzzDRATHHHEWWWWHHHHAPPPPP. There are some for whom this sound will come as a surprise. All people near and dear to me secretly thought I was rather hobo-ish in my approach to employment–that, or perhaps more accurately, were confused as to [...]

Beer For Dogs

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 22, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Beer For Dogs. The phrase “to the dogs” has lost some impact.

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