In the wake of getting a new job, Jeremiah discovers that his new zipperless pants make going to the bathroom a difficult proposition. This leads to the natural conclusion that boxers makers have discriminated against lefties. Joe brings up celebrity sell-outs–big names discussed are Adam and Eve–and then he brings two green guests in for [...]
Planimetric Film Shots. There’s a definite visual language at play here.
Hair Freakout. Let this be a lesson to you.
Zhivago Zhenanigans. It involves the CIA, Boris Pasternak, and the Nobel Prize. That’s all I’m saying.
Hats. Cool hats, but what are those things they’re sitting on?
Mazda Ryuga. Sounds like a vegetable. Or maybe runs on vegetables.
Let The Circle Be Unbroken. Buy and buy, Lord, buy and buy. (Yes, I’m aware it’s by and by, but the shopping carts seemed an appropriate metaphor.)
The Craigslist Anomaly. It’s the user base, stupid.
Federline Nationwide. Not bad Federline. A couple more of these and you’ll have me eating outcher hand.
He’d been down this road before; once, at twenty-two, he had shot a cop for a pretty doll and a lot less cash. He’d promised himself it would be different after that. But drinks like her didn’t come along very often. He crossed himself three times and pulled the trigger.