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Archive for December, 2006

Be Smarter

Be Smarter. Work harder.

Zelda Movie

Zelda Movie. It’s very independent.

Saddam Dead

Saddam Dead. That’s assuming he’s not the anti-Christ.

Killing Saddam

Killing Saddam. That’s just hussein.

Cooking and Cleaning Prevents Breast Cancer

Cooking and Cleaning Prevents Breast Cancer. In other news, making me pies also prevents breast cancer.

A Christmas Story

Apparently Christmas is Catholic for “sick as a dog” because the last two years I’ve undergone a massive cellular transmogrification into a slobbering, germ-infested hell-beast. My voice goes through the equivalent of like seven puberties, my limbs feel the effects of a marathon, even though I’ve done nothing but lie around like a slug in [...]

There Is No Santa

There Is No Santa. According to the flawed education system.

How To Make A Zach Braff Film

How To Make A Zach Braff Film. Clue: It involves a lot of disaffectedness.

Squirrels With Cameras

Squirrels With Cameras. This internet thingy has everything!

Museum of Old Family Photos

Museum of Old Family Photos. To the forgotten.