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High Speed

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

High Speed.

Toy Story 3 Cancelled

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Toy Story 3 Cancelled. Disney takes one for the team. And the good of humanity as well.

Gravity Theory Dispels Dark Matter

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Gravity Theory Dispels Dark Matter. Oops there goes sanity.

Invisibility Cloak Patent

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Invisibility Cloak Patent. But no +9 against trolls, unfortunately.

World’s Smallest Vertebrate Found

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

World’s Smallest Vertebrate Found. Glad they’re still finding species. New ones, I mean.

Yogurt: The New Black

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 27, 2006 ⋅ 5 comments

Yogurt must be the new black. I swear. Every commercial on television seems to be hawking some product that’s been on the market for years, except now it’s got yogurt. Do you expect me to believe that yogurt is going to make my life better if I add it to fifty of my most favoured [...]

Right As Rain

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 25, 2006 ⋅ 6 comments

There is nothing in the world so withering as that lurching feeling you get just before expelling the contents of your stomach into whatever handy receptacle there is nearby. My own bout with what is either a virulent strain of the stomach flu or a severe case of Chinese food regret has laid me up [...]

Formula Forecasts Saddest Day

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 23, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Formula Forecasts Saddest Day. Next up, formula to predict payday.

The Last Question

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 23, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

The Last Question. Isaac Asimov’s greatest short story.

Pot Luck Memories

By jelewis8 ⋅ January 23, 2006 ⋅ 4 comments

What is a pot luck anyway? The pot lucks I’ve been to, you’re lucky if the only good dessert isn’t gone before you get to the end of the line. There’s always the same kinds of desserts at pot lucks. You always have the blueberry crumble, a lemon pound cake, and six pyrex squares filled [...]

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