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Antarctica, Smantarctica

By jelewis8 ⋅ December 26, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

I’ve decided that writing a blog post on the day before, of, or after Christmas is like lighting yourself on fire in Antarctica. It might be hot stuff, but no one’s around to appreciate it. Except yourself, of course, though self-appreciation is basically mental masturbation. Nevertheless, I’m duty bound to provide at least the semblance [...]

Gone For That Whole Christmas Thing

By jelewis8 ⋅ December 24, 2005 ⋅ One comment

I’ll be flying into Wisconsin tomorrow morning (but leaving tonight), so this will be the last you hear of me for about three or four days. I may blog a bit while in the snowbound north, but maybe not. We’ll see. In the meantime, Merry Christmas, and may you have long days and pleasant nights [...]

Chronic-les of Narnia

By jelewis8 ⋅ December 23, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Chronic-les of Narnia.

Top 10 Weirdest Case Mods

By jelewis8 ⋅ December 23, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Top 10 Weirdest Case Mods. The WMD is quite cool.

Christmas Sickness

By jelewis8 ⋅ December 23, 2005 ⋅ 3 comments

In an attempt to hijack my Christmas with feelings of nausea, sore throat, headache, and slight fever, my body somehow convinced itself to get sick. Oh, it’s not full blown, but I’ve got that old familiar feeling that a tiny band of microscopic invaders is just off of Trinidad. Once they reach the New World, [...]

Stolen Medal Found On Beach

By jelewis8 ⋅ December 22, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Stolen Medal Found On Beach. The medal was one of several stolen from a London home in 1988.

Post Oscar Career Suicide

By jelewis8 ⋅ December 22, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Post Oscar Career Suicide. Think Catwoman for Halle Berry, Aeon Flux for Charlize Theron. Neither can act their way through a forest with no trees.

Eye To Eye With A Giant Squid

By jelewis8 ⋅ December 22, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Eye To Eye With A Giant Squid. The questions is, Why?

Christmas Card Autogenerator Thingy

By jelewis8 ⋅ December 22, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Christmas Card Autogenerator Thingy. The AI on this is pretty spectacular.

2005 Christmas Tags For Disaffected Citizens

By jelewis8 ⋅ December 21, 2005 ⋅ One comment

Taking a direct cue from American Digest, I couldn’t help but create my own line of Christmas Gift Tags For Disaffected Citizens. Sorry Gerard, but these were just too good to pass up. To use, just save to your desktop and print out. The black circle is for punching out, inserting twine, ribbon, or Republican [...]

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