One day, a law was passed which required that anyone who was a liar must be arrested. When she heard about this, a student of Zen said to the local constable, “I am a liar. You will arrest me now.”
He said to her in reply, “I do not believe you.”
“If you do not believe what I say, then you must think I am lying,” she said.
He arrested himself also.


Well, maybe I’m a bit weak in this department, but why would he arrest himself? Had I been him, I would have sent in a hit squad and taken her out. *ahem*