Just the other day I received an email from Petielicious informing me he had just started a blog. Another one bites the dust. Petie should regale you with stories of his failures at seducing women (“Somehow, they all know when I’m a block away, and run in the opposite direction accordingly”), drinking Kaliber on Irish Fridays, and generally recomposing his life through the use of N’ads, senior citizen swimming belts, and a little-used exercise bike. Good luck!
This morning I received an email from my older brother James (soon to be seen in a major motion picture event called Red State, news here on Fringe over the next few months) with similar news (except for the seduction and trim life special). Please welcome Wherever You Are, You’re There to the ‘sphere o’ fear. James is being shipped over to Baghdad for six months to serve in some capacity, though even he is unsure of his duties as of now. Now that he’s been linked, he’d better maintain the discipline. There are people counting on him now.