Here’s an example of why Instant Messenging is so bad for you. It makes you think and write stupid things…

abe0essejnet: Fruits and sugars might be a problem for people. That boysenberry topping could’ve done it.
abe0essejnet: I’ve never spelled boysenberry before today.
ndflmkr: i can tell. it’s boisenberry
abe0essejnet: You’re wrong beeoch.
ndflmkr: so i am
ndflmkr: although, it looks like boisenberry is an alternate spelling
abe0essejnet: Guess you hadn’t ever spelled it either. :-)
abe0essejnet: I prefer the Michael Jackson spelling.
ndflmkr: yeah, i was going to say your spelling just looks wrong on several levels
ndflmkr: at least with my spelling, you avoid lawsuits
abe0essejnet: MJ’s all about boys ‘n their berries.
abe0essejnet: Ew.
ndflmkr: i should write about this on fringe
abe0essejnet: You should.
abe0essejnet: Funny.

So I here it is, for your reading displeasure and a general lowering of your IQ. I feel dumber by at least 20 points.
I’ve had my creative hands full the last few days. I just finished the first draft of my newest feature script early this morning, and I’ve got a screenwriter friend reading through it for some feedback. Fastest turnaround time on a script: from inception to completion was not quite two months. And this whilst in the middle of putting together Zero Sum. So, I’m very pleased with that.
I advised one my friends to apply for the Pope position. I hear they recently had one open up. Apparently, one does not need to be a priest, cardinal, or bishop to be eligible. Unfortunately, he’s not Catholic (though he is a man, fulfilling one of the only two eligibility requirements), so it wouldn’t fly past our collective imaginations in practice.
We decided the complete opposite candidate for the position of Pope would have to be a Black Jewish Lesbian. What?
And it’s about time for me to get a shower. Wheww! 8:00 came awfully early this morning!