I just returned from a trip to the Chesapeake Bay in Maryland, where some friends have a cabana up above the beach area. I’ll have pictures up on my photoblog later, as well as an account of my visit. Suffice it to say it was relaxing and low-key–a welcome change for a weekend. I only watched two movies the entire time! Certainly, that’s a record low for me.
Even managed to sup with the increasingly available Greg Piper on Friday evening on the way up to the Bay. I’ll be combining my write-up with a helpful list of suggestions to jump start his flagging love life (hint #1: go out on Friday night!). Any way, until later, I’ve got some unpacking to do and get something to eat. Stick around!


Why do you have to publicly proclaim my social awkwardness? Oh wait, I already did that on my sidebar: “Piper’s mordant wit and sense of style is matched only by his awkwardness in social situations.” But I’m skeptical I’ll find “love” on a Friday night so much as a drunken make-out or its logical conclusion.
What’s his type? I know of several single women in the DC area. Oh wait, I’m trying to quit matchmaking. But I’m sure your list will help (ok, that’s a lie, but good luck!) :)
Older. Middle Eastern. Um, tall?