Studies find that rats can get addicted to drugs.
See, first they hit them up with a free sample, and the rats, of course, come crawling back. At first they’ve got the cash flow, but soon they’re doing more and more, buying more nose candy (cizzy for their nizzy) and crack rocks, and soon the scientists have those rats tied around their little fingers.
PETA should be all over this one, if they weren’t stoned out of their gourds already.
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How much money each year is wasted on “drug enforcement” and the so-called “war on drugs”? How much on law enforcement?
I have the perfect solution to all this quagmire. It’s great because it will actually make money vice SPEND it (which will automatically make it unattractive to politicians): Why not legalize drugs and sell them in a controlled fashion like alcohol and tobacco and tax the crap out of them? Thus, we don’t have to spend oodles of cash on fighting (and losing) the war on drugs, drug-related violence will decline to near zero and the govt will make lots of money on taxing a substance that lots of people will buy.
Brilliant.
I think PeTA is great. What an invaluable source of amusement. We don’t want them to go away, what on earth could possibly replace them for shear comic relief?
oddly enough, i agree!…on both counts!…well done, Shooter5!..