It’s a quagmire in Florida! We really should pull out of there now. It’s a disaster! No power! No tickey! No shirty!
*sigh* Such is the power of Bush that even while being the stupidest man alive, he still manages to control the weather. Since hurricanes are born on the west coast of Africa, this must indicate some kind of Bush power-grab of African assets! Dick Cheney should have warned him it wasn’t “nice to fool Mother Nature” but unfortunately, Bush must have escaped Cheney’s control just long enough to accomplish his naughtiness.
If Bush had only remembered to pack his magic wand when he visited the disaster area, he could have instantly restored it to its pre-storm condition…
NOTE: I’d like to state for the record that I view Hurricane Charlie as ‘suspiciously timed’.
Good one, Patrice! You should have your own blog!