Planned Parenthood is proud to announce the release of their new line of abortionWare apparel. Featuring T-shirts with the phrase, “I had an abortion”, this trendy, yet assertive clothing item is sure to attract looks–not just for its provative and empowering statement, but for its 50% cotton, 50% polyester material blend–a truly fine product that will not fade. Sizes come in Medium and Large. And coming soon, an additional t-shirt design with the phrase, “I Paid To Have My Fetus Sucked Out Of My Uterus And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt”!
Also ask about our line of circus gymnast Abortion Contortion leotard collection, a guaranteed hit with the kids!
Ever feel like sending someone a message while driving to work or to pick up your kids (you know, the ones you didn’t abort)? Now you can with our new exclusive bumper stickers. Select from a variety of perky phrases that are sure to convince anyone that murdering fetuses is a personal freedom and right–guaranteed by the Constitution! Choose from the following:
- Abortion is Convenience
- Yeah, I Aborted My Fetus. What Are YOU Going To Do About It?
- Abortion Is A Private Matter
- Abortion. At Least I Don’t Eat Babies For Breakfast.
- Shouldn’t You?
- Coat Hangers are Bad
But that’s not all! Planned Parenthood also offers coffee mugs, mouse pads, even teddy bears with striking social statements in defense of choice. So exercise your right to choice and spread the word! We guarantee you will be heard.